Guess who had to run across the lawn in his boxer-briefs because SOMEONE decided to sneak out.

Guess who had to run across the lawn in his boxer-briefs because SOMEONE decided to sneak out.

Yesterday I started repainting our dining room table so we wouldn’t have to cover the scratches and stains with a tablecloth anymore. Hand-sanded (GUH!), primed, and painted. We’ll find out tomorrow when it’s dried and the sun’s up if it needs another coat (or if I’m just bad at painting.)

I was tagged by BOTH @gryffindorfeminist and quiet—fire! Here are 6 photos that make me beautiful! Tagging nefariousgregarious, hesitantgrownup, galactic—-cannibalism, crackerfinishingschool, jokwon to post theirs!

Since I did one on Facebook already, I tried to not use the popular ones that have been copiously reblogged by bear Tumblrs, like this one that has over 800 goddamn notes. Good lord, y’all.

Saaaaaaaamokin’.
(…Ignore the litter box.)

Saaaaaaaamokin’.

(…Ignore the litter box.)

Look what came in the MAIL.

Arrow selfie.

Any day with new flannel is a good day.

Any day with new flannel is a good day.

Oops I accidentally got  bit drunk off moonshine.

Oops I accidentally got bit drunk off moonshine.

Some shots of my face during my trip to Chicago last week for you all to savor, if you’re interested.

The lumberjack inside me ain’t afraid of no snowmageddon.

The lumberjack inside me ain’t afraid of no snowmageddon.

I think the amount of Netflix I watched today melted my brain. #beard #sleepybear #chesthair #plaideverywhere

I think the amount of Netflix I watched today melted my brain. #beard #sleepybear #chesthair #plaideverywhere

Bundled up.

Bundled up.

Some of you losers only follow me for the view. I appreciate you for that. Boost my ego while I get a much-needed haircut.
Ya’ll are beautiful.

Some of you losers only follow me for the view. I appreciate you for that. Boost my ego while I get a much-needed haircut.

Ya’ll are beautiful.

Party #selfie #gpoy #bear #beard

Party #selfie #gpoy #bear #beard

Merry merry! #Christmas #Reindeer #beard

Merry merry! #Christmas #Reindeer #beard