Oops I accidentally got bit drunk off moonshine.
Some shots of my face during my trip to Chicago last week for you all to savor, if you’re interested.
I think the amount of Netflix I watched today melted my brain. #beard #sleepybear #chesthair #plaideverywhere
Some of you losers only follow me for the view. I appreciate you for that. Boost my ego while I get a much-needed haircut.
Ya’ll are beautiful.
Today was Thanksgiving-less for me, so I got to live the smelly, showerless, comfy TV-watching bachelor life.