zampt:

katlamcglynn:

Here’s literally every time Bob has said “Oh my God” on Bob’s Burgers.

It’s My BIRTHDAYY.

drtanner:

suicunesrider:

uneditededit:

Remember in 1993 when Jurassic Park was like…the end all, be all of special effects?

image

not gonna lie that still looks intimately real

I’m still somewhat convinced that someone sold their soul to create the special effects in Jurassic Park because that shit is over 20 years old and it still really, really holds up, better than the stuff in a lot of current movies, even.

Fucking witchcraft, man. 

No, it’s called practical effects instead of copious, half-rendered CGI.

Yesterday I started repainting our dining room table so we wouldn’t have to cover the scratches and stains with a tablecloth anymore. Hand-sanded (GUH!), primed, and painted. We’ll find out tomorrow when it’s dried and the sun’s up if it needs another coat (or if I’m just bad at painting.)

"Faggot"
So I was just gifted a whole bunch of books about gay stuff.

So I was just gifted a whole bunch of books about gay stuff.

Bro is so zen.

Bro is so zen.

spideybutt:

Hey now hey now

There are points in my adult life where this fucking song pops in my head out of nowhere and then won’t go away for days.

ivywalled:

I wish every day started with a “previously on” so that I’d know which of my life’s plot points were going to be important that day

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

that-crazy-fandom-girl:

jackfrostciicle:

choosechoice:

Children’s gender roles as imposed on adults. Very ,very, very well done.

thats the reasest shit

Holy shit I asked my parents about this and I caused a fight between them!

its-tuesday-again:

WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH STRAIGHT BOYS

ppyajunebug:

arielsfunblr:

rhymeswitheight:

since1969:

charliexxx:

One of the best out takes from any television show, ever. 

this is one of my favorite videos

i love how she hits him

i have replayed this like 15 times now

ANDY.

This gave me life.

CHRIS PRATT IS THE BEST IMPROVISER I CAN’T

Breakfast of Champions.

Breakfast of Champions.

M83 / Smash Mouth - Allstar City
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voldey:

maxwelln:

jerryterry:

Did you know that M83’s Midnight City and Smash Mouth’s All Star have a tempo difference of only 1 BPM?

I thought I had enough allstar

WHAT THE HELL

As long as you’re not naked in said pics you found, that’s not a problem. Not that it happened to me or anything… 😅

Nah, just this pretty face.

As for what “didn’t” happen to you…