i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids
I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor
Screw all the others, I wanna play you honk we drink. I live next to a state highway, I know we would be drunk in minutes
I want to do all of these
when your parents give you a lecture they’ve given you 900 times before and you’re just left sitting there like
alternate caption: “when your kid does the same dumbass thing for the 900th time”
I love when the teen and adult sides of Tumblr crossover like this.
Oxford comma catastrophe
please just watch this
"It’s one second." I said
"It can’t possible be that great."
I was wrong.
anyone up for a game of gay strip pokemon you guys
#ThrowbackThursday: Awkward married couple Mel and I our senior year of college. I have this glorious thing framed. #tbt #beard
I’m generally kind of ambivalent towards Lightspeed Rescue, but Joel being such a not-stereotype is one of my favorite things in the world.